10月19日是早柚的生日，一直覺得挺可愛的，直到直到她的工資之後，自愧不如。。。來看下原文吧。
Help! Send help!
The Guuji suddenly decided to rear some ornamental fish and I volunteered for the fishing task so I could slack off on practice.
I thought all it took was to set up the fishing rod, then I could nap till the fish took the bait. I did have a great nap... but when I woke up, there were no fish and no bait! My day off will be ruined if I have nothing to show for the task...
I asked around and you might be the only one who can catch that sort of fish in a short period of time. This is urgent and I hope the letter reaches you quickly.
Both the bait and your lunch are ready, as for payment... I hope head pats count? Just don't pat me for too long! I will wait for you here... Zzz...
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Help! Send help!
求救！求救！
The Guuji suddenly decided to rear some ornamental fish and I volunteered for the fishing task so I could slack off on practice.
宮司大人最近忽然想養觀賞魚，為了逃掉修煉，我主動接了釣魚的任務。
I thought all it took was to set up the fishing rod, then I could nap till the fish took the bait. I did have a great nap...
我原本以為，釣魚就是架好魚竿，呼呼大睡，等魚自己上鉤。這一覺確實很香…
but when I woke up, there were no fish and no bait!
但睡醒之後，魚沒有，餌也沒有！
My day off will be ruined if I have nothing to show for the task...
交不了差的話，休假肯定也要泡湯了……
I asked around and you might be the only one who can catch that sort of fish in a short period of time.
我到處打聽了一下，能在這麼短的時間內釣到那種觀賞魚的恐怕只有你了。
This is urgent and I hope the letter reaches you quickly.
我寄出了這封加急信件，一定要快快送到。
Both the bait and your lunch are ready, as for payment...
我寄出了這封加急信件，一定要快快送到。
I hope head pats count? Just don't pat me for too long! I will wait for you here... Zzz...
摸摸頭應該夠了吧？只要不是摸很久！ 我等你過來…呼嚕…
詞彙：
Guuji 宮司（八重神子）ぐうじ
rear 飼養
ornamental fish 觀賞魚
slack off 摸魚
fishing rod 魚竿
day off 休息日
pat 輕拍