10月19日是早柚的生日，一直觉得挺可爱的，直到直到她的工资之后，自愧不如。。。来看下原文吧。
Help! Send help!
The Guuji suddenly decided to rear some ornamental fish and I volunteered for the fishing task so I could slack off on practice.
I thought all it took was to set up the fishing rod, then I could nap till the fish took the bait. I did have a great nap... but when I woke up, there were no fish and no bait! My day off will be ruined if I have nothing to show for the task...
I asked around and you might be the only one who can catch that sort of fish in a short period of time. This is urgent and I hope the letter reaches you quickly.
Both the bait and your lunch are ready, as for payment... I hope head pats count? Just don't pat me for too long! I will wait for you here... Zzz...
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Help! Send help!
求救！求救！
The Guuji suddenly decided to rear some ornamental fish and I volunteered for the fishing task so I could slack off on practice.
宫司大人最近忽然想养观赏鱼，为了逃掉修炼，我主动接了钓鱼的任务。
I thought all it took was to set up the fishing rod, then I could nap till the fish took the bait. I did have a great nap...
我原本以为，钓鱼就是架好鱼竿，呼呼大睡，等鱼自己上钩。这一觉确实很香…
but when I woke up, there were no fish and no bait!
但睡醒之后，鱼没有，饵也没有！
My day off will be ruined if I have nothing to show for the task...
交不了差的话，休假肯定也要泡汤了……
I asked around and you might be the only one who can catch that sort of fish in a short period of time.
我到处打听了一下，能在这么短的时间内钓到那种观赏鱼的恐怕只有你了。
This is urgent and I hope the letter reaches you quickly.
我寄出了这封加急信件，一定要快快送到。
Both the bait and your lunch are ready, as for payment...
我寄出了这封加急信件，一定要快快送到。
I hope head pats count? Just don't pat me for too long! I will wait for you here... Zzz...
摸摸头应该够了吧？只要不是摸很久！ 我等你过来…呼噜…
词汇：
Guuji 宫司（八重神子）ぐうじ
rear 饲养
ornamental fish 观赏鱼
slack off 摸鱼
fishing rod 鱼竿
day off 休息日
pat 轻拍