01月03日是流浪者的生日，來看看郵件吧~
Lately, there's always been a gaggle of students sneaking around and gossiping behind my back. One glare, and they'd scatter and hide.
And would you believe it? Just when I was hiding out in the wild, seeking some peace and quiet, they jumped out of some bushes holding a cake that anyone could see was sickeningly sweet. It's so incredibly ridiculous that I had to laugh. Just how many people on this planet would be happy about my "birth"?
But their little joke did remind me that on this day, there is someone I need to give a gift to.
Since I'm the one picking the gift, I'll choose it based on my own preferences. If you've got any opinions, you'd best tell me in person.
Hmm... Though just how did they find me? Next time I'll need to find a more secluded spot.
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Lately, there's always been a gaggle of students sneaking around and gossiping behind my back. One glare, and they'd scatter and hide.
最近老有學生在我背後鬼鬼祟祟地交頭接耳，瞪他們一眼，他們馬上又眼神躲閃地散開了。
And would you believe it? Just when I was hiding out in the wild, seeking some peace and quiet, they jumped out of some bushes holding a cake that anyone could see was sickeningly sweet.
結果今天在野外躲清淨的時候，那幾人竟從草叢中跳了出來，手裡還端著個一看就甜到膩人的蛋糕。
It's so incredibly ridiculous that I had to laugh. Just how many people on this planet would be happy about my "birth"?
真是愚蠢到讓人發笑了，這世上究竟有幾人會為我的「誕生」而感到高興？
But their little joke did remind me that on this day, there is someone I need to give a gift to.
不過經他們這麼一鬧，我才想起，今天這個日子，我反倒是要給另一個人送禮物的。
Since I'm the one picking the gift, I'll choose it based on my own preferences. If you've got any opinions, you'd best tell me in person.
既然是我挑，我就按自己的想法選了。你要是有什麼意見，最好當面來跟我說。
Hmm... Though just how did they find me? Next time I'll need to find a more secluded spot.
嘖…也不知道他們是怎麼找到我的，下次得換個更隱蔽的地方。
詞彙：
a gaggle of 一群
sickeningly 令人厭惡地
secluded 隱蔽的