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Lately, there's always been a gaggle of students sneaking around and gossiping behind my back. One glare, and they'd scatter and hide.
And would you believe it? Just when I was hiding out in the wild, seeking some peace and quiet, they jumped out of some bushes holding a cake that anyone could see was sickeningly sweet. It's so incredibly ridiculous that I had to laugh. Just how many people on this planet would be happy about my "birth"?
But their little joke did remind me that on this day, there is someone I need to give a gift to.
Since I'm the one picking the gift, I'll choose it based on my own preferences. If you've got any opinions, you'd best tell me in person.
Hmm... Though just how did they find me? Next time I'll need to find a more secluded spot.
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Lately, there's always been a gaggle of students sneaking around and gossiping behind my back. One glare, and they'd scatter and hide.
最近老有学生在我背后鬼鬼祟祟地交头接耳，瞪他们一眼，他们马上又眼神躲闪地散开了。
And would you believe it? Just when I was hiding out in the wild, seeking some peace and quiet, they jumped out of some bushes holding a cake that anyone could see was sickeningly sweet.
结果今天在野外躲清净的时候，那几人竟从草丛中跳了出来，手里还端着个一看就甜到腻人的蛋糕。
It's so incredibly ridiculous that I had to laugh. Just how many people on this planet would be happy about my "birth"?
真是愚蠢到让人发笑了，这世上究竟有几人会为我的「诞生」而感到高兴？
But their little joke did remind me that on this day, there is someone I need to give a gift to.
不过经他们这么一闹，我才想起，今天这个日子，我反倒是要给另一个人送礼物的。
Since I'm the one picking the gift, I'll choose it based on my own preferences. If you've got any opinions, you'd best tell me in person.
既然是我挑，我就按自己的想法选了。你要是有什么意见，最好当面来跟我说。
Hmm... Though just how did they find me? Next time I'll need to find a more secluded spot.
啧…也不知道他们是怎么找到我的，下次得换个更隐蔽的地方。
词汇：
a gaggle of 一群
sickeningly 令人厌恶地
secluded 隐蔽的