死人說話，天空打開/ 2024/10/31
Arena Wars had the garb, Righteous Slaughter had the vibe and Los Santos has the experience: The Apocalypse has Arrived
競技場之戰有裝扮，正義屠殺有氛圍，洛聖都有經驗：啟示錄已經到來
Locals Baffled Letters Appear,
令當地人困惑的信件出現，
Old letters have show up across LS,some going as far as 1986-Go Postal
Raid the supermarkets for garlic and that precious holy water as the damned have arrived. It's mayhem out there, I was lucky to get this issue out without being abducted by the Visitors from Beyond let alone from the city's crippling homeless populace.
舊信件在LS出現，有些甚至可以追溯到1986年速郵
突襲超市尋找大蒜和珍貴的聖水，因為該死的人已經到來。外面是混亂的，我很幸運能在沒有被來自Beyond的遊客綁架的情況下得到這個問題，更不用說從城市的無家可歸的人那裡得到了
If you wanted news or anything that resembled it then go read our previous issues as I'm going to spend the next hour rethinking my life choices and waiting for the end times, mind you the way things are going I think that time is now…
如果你想要新聞或類似的東西，那麼去閱讀我們以前的問題，因為我將在接下來的一個小時裡重新思考我的生活選擇並等待結束時間，請注意事情的發展方式我認為現在是時候了...
I RELEASED THIS ISSUE EARLY-SAVE YOURSELF NOW
我提前發佈了這個問題，現在就給你自己
1.MIDWEST MAYHEM：The town with the Midwest's biggest beaver is in peril as the local cemetery becomes host to big undead gathering
中西部梅海姆：這個擁有中西部最大海狸的小鎮正處於危險之中，因為當地的墓地成為大型不死族聚集的主機
2.PUMPKIN-PALOOZA：Locals across the out their pumpkins once southern region have put again, there's 200 of the damned things, fun!
南瓜-帕盧扎：當地人在他們的南瓜，一旦再次把南部地區籠罩，有200的該死的東西，有趣！
3.UFO SIGHTINGS RISE：Aerial craft of unknown origin are cropping up once again, sightings seem to increase as this month goes on, hmm...
不明飛行物目擊上升：不明來歷的飛行器再次出現，目擊事件似乎隨著本月的進行而增加，嗯...
ATTENTION CITIZENS:DO NOT GO OUTSIDE By order of the National Office of Security Enforcement and the San Andreas State Police: Shelter in Place This article has been requisitioned by the NOOSE Los Santos Office in co-ordination with San Andreas State Police to deliver a public service announcement to all residents:
公民注意：不要出去根據國家安全執法辦公室和聖安地列斯州警察的命令：庇護就地本文已由NOOSE 洛聖都辦公室與聖安地列斯州警察協調，向所有居民發送公共服務公告：
Following an extensive investigation with meteorological and military officials, it has been determined that public safety up to and including October 31st 2024 is at too big of a risk to ignore. Therefore all parties have agreed the general public should adhere to the following guidelines:
經過與氣象和軍事官員的廣泛調查，已經確定2024年10月31日（包括10月31日）之前的公共安全風險太大而不容忽視。因此，各方同意公眾應遵守以下準則：
DO NOT VENTURE OUTSIDE IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCE,ESPECIALLY ON OCTOBER 31
不要在任何圈子外冒險，尤其是在10月31日
DO NOT TRAVEL TO LAGO ZANCUDO OR ITS INSTALLATION
不要前往桑庫多湖或其安裝
IGNORE ANY COMMUNICATIONS FROM AMATEUR PARANORMAL
忽略任何來自非正常伴侶的通信
INVESTIGATORS,INCLUDING "GHOSTS EXPOSED"
研究人員，包括幽靈曝光
DO NOT TOUCH PUMPKINS ON ANY PERSONS PORCH OUTSIDE OF YOUR OWN
不要在你自己的外面接觸任何人的南瓜
DO NOT BOOK FLIGHTS TO NORTH YANKTON, ESPECIALLY THE TOWN OF LUDENDORFF
不要預訂飛往北揚克頓的航班，特別是魯登道夫鎮
DO NOT PHOTOGRAPH ANY UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECTS
不要拍攝任何不明飛行物
DO NOT GET NEAR TO ANY UNIDENTIFIED FLYING SUBJECTS,ESPECIALLY ON OCTOBER 31
不要靠近任何不明身份的飛行物，尤其是在10月31日
FLYING SAUCERS? SURELY ITS ONE BIG PARLOUR TRICK... RIGHT!?
飛碟？肯定是它的一個大把戲...對吧!?
ceptics and crazy nut jobs can collectively shake on it: Everyone is seeing at least one UFO at the moment followed by lightning even though there isn't one cloud in the sky, how peculiar.
懷疑論者和瘋狂的瘋子可以集體動搖它：每個人都看到至少一個不明飛行物，然後是閃電，即使天空中沒有一朵雲，多麼奇特。
We tried to find at least one sane person to interview however we only came across Omega, who seemed to crave millions of UFO photos from practically anybody, even if most were taken at real crap angles. Guess everyone has to vea hobby.
我們試圖找到至少一個理智的人進行採訪，但我們只遇到了Omega，他似乎渴望從幾乎任何人那裡獲得數百萬張UFO照片，即使大多數都是在真正的垃圾角度拍攝的。我猜每個人都有自己的愛好。
Take a photo and get some money for it from Omega, or go stand under one on Halloween and see if anything happens. The government wants us to say don't bother but we don't get bossed around
拍張照片，從歐米珈那裡得到一些錢，或者在萬聖節站在一個下面，看看是否發生了什麼。政府想讓我們說不用麻煩但我們不會被命令