威泽尔新闻:死人说话,天空打开


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死人说话,天空打开/ 2024/10/31

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Arena Wars had the garb, Righteous Slaughter had the vibe and Los Santos has the experience: The Apocalypse has Arrived

竞技场之战有装扮,正义屠杀有氛围,洛圣都有经验:启示录已经到来

Locals Baffled Letters Appear,

令当地人困惑的信件出现,

Old letters have show up across LS,some going as far as 1986-Go Postal

Raid the supermarkets for garlic and that precious holy water as the damned have arrived. It's mayhem out there, I was lucky to get this issue out without being abducted by the Visitors from Beyond let alone from the city's crippling homeless populace.

旧信件在LS出现,有些甚至可以追溯到1986年速邮

突袭超市寻找大蒜和珍贵的圣水,因为该死的人已经到来。外面是混乱的,我很幸运能在没有被来自Beyond的游客绑架的情况下得到这个问题,更不用说从城市的无家可归的人那里得到了

If you wanted news or anything that resembled it then go read our previous issues as I'm going to spend the next hour rethinking my life choices and waiting for the end times, mind you the way things are going I think that time is now…

如果你想要新闻或类似的东西,那么去阅读我们以前的问题,因为我将在接下来的一个小时里重新思考我的生活选择并等待结束时间,请注意事情的发展方式我认为现在是时候了...

I RELEASED THIS ISSUE EARLY-SAVE YOURSELF NOW

我提前发布了这个问题,现在就给你自己

1.MIDWEST MAYHEM:The town with the Midwest's biggest beaver is in peril as the local cemetery becomes host to big undead gathering

中西部梅海姆:这个拥有中西部最大海狸的小镇正处于危险之中,因为当地的墓地成为大型不死族聚集的主机

2.PUMPKIN-PALOOZA:Locals across the out their pumpkins once southern region have put again, there's 200 of the damned things, fun!

南瓜-帕卢扎:当地人在他们的南瓜,一旦再次把南部地区笼罩,有200的该死的东西,有趣!

3.UFO SIGHTINGS RISE:Aerial craft of unknown origin are cropping up once again, sightings seem to increase as this month goes on, hmm...

不明飞行物目击上升:不明来历的飞行器再次出现,目击事件似乎随着本月的进行而增加,嗯...

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ATTENTION CITIZENS:DO NOT GO OUTSIDE By order of the National Office of Security Enforcement and the San Andreas State Police: Shelter in Place This article has been requisitioned by the NOOSE Los Santos Office in co-ordination with San Andreas State Police to deliver a public service announcement to all residents:

公民注意:不要出去根据国家安全执法办公室和圣安地列斯州警察的命令:庇护就地本文已由NOOSE 洛圣都办公室与圣安地列斯州警察协调,向所有居民发送公共服务公告:

Following an extensive investigation with meteorological and military officials, it has been determined that public safety up to and including October 31st 2024 is at too big of a risk to ignore. Therefore all parties have agreed the general public should adhere to the following guidelines:

经过与气象和军事官员的广泛调查,已经确定2024年10月31日(包括10月31日)之前的公共安全风险太大而不容忽视。因此,各方同意公众应遵守以下准则:

DO NOT VENTURE OUTSIDE IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCE,ESPECIALLY ON OCTOBER 31

不要在任何圈子外冒险,尤其是在10月31日

DO NOT TRAVEL TO LAGO ZANCUDO OR ITS INSTALLATION

不要前往桑库多湖或其安装

IGNORE ANY COMMUNICATIONS FROM AMATEUR PARANORMAL

忽略任何来自非正常伴侣的通信

INVESTIGATORS,INCLUDING "GHOSTS EXPOSED"

研究人员,包括幽灵曝光

DO NOT TOUCH PUMPKINS ON ANY PERSONS PORCH OUTSIDE OF YOUR OWN

不要在你自己的外面接触任何人的南瓜

DO NOT BOOK FLIGHTS TO NORTH YANKTON, ESPECIALLY THE TOWN OF LUDENDORFF

不要预订飞往北扬克顿的航班,特别是鲁登道夫镇

DO NOT PHOTOGRAPH ANY UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECTS

不要拍摄任何不明飞行物

DO NOT GET NEAR TO ANY UNIDENTIFIED FLYING SUBJECTS,ESPECIALLY ON OCTOBER 31

不要靠近任何不明身份的飞行物,尤其是在10月31日

FLYING SAUCERS? SURELY ITS ONE BIG PARLOUR TRICK... RIGHT!?

飞碟?肯定是它的一个大把戏...对吧!?

ceptics and crazy nut jobs can collectively shake on it: Everyone is seeing at least one UFO at the moment followed by lightning even though there isn't one cloud in the sky, how peculiar.

怀疑论者和疯狂的疯子可以集体动摇它:每个人都看到至少一个不明飞行物,然后是闪电,即使天空中没有一朵云,多么奇特。

We tried to find at least one sane person to interview however we only came across Omega, who seemed to crave millions of UFO photos from practically anybody, even if most were taken at real crap angles. Guess everyone has to vea hobby.

我们试图找到至少一个理智的人进行采访,但我们只遇到了Omega,他似乎渴望从几乎任何人那里获得数百万张UFO照片,即使大多数都是在真正的垃圾角度拍摄的。我猜每个人都有自己的爱好。

Take a photo and get some money for it from Omega, or go stand under one on Halloween and see if anything happens. The government wants us to say don't bother but we don't get bossed around

拍张照片,从欧米珈那里得到一些钱,或者在万圣节站在一个下面,看看是否发生了什么。政府想让我们说不用麻烦但我们不会被命令


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