一斗的生日在六一儿童节，这很合理。不过以前都是在牢里过生日，还挺可怜的。
看下邮件原文：
Hahahahahahahaha! Thank goodness I came up with a brilliant idea this year and found this secluded island where I stayed for a couple of days to stay away from the crowds. And guess what? This year, I'm not spending my birthday in prison! Hahaha!
On the other hand, spending days arm wrestling against Pale Red Crabs with a branch brought no joy... But now, the time's finally come. We celebrate, big time!
Yes, yes, location first. How about the rooftop of Tenshukaku, yeah? The place's high up with spectacular views and looks majestic. I would look great there. A real man like myself should have his birthday celebrated on top of Tenshukaku!
What about the celebration then? If it's not super-duper mega ultra awesome, it has to at least be mega ultra awesome!
Fireworks? Nah, too much hassle. Beetle fights or card games? I'd win for sure... but I don't want anyone to lose today!
Hmm... How about... roasting Lavender Melons? All good vibes and little could go wrong. But, it still needs to be grand! So we are going to roast... ten! Yep, you heard me right!
I, Arataki "Live Long and Prosper" Itto will live as long as Mt. Yougou, hahaha!
一斗真是话痨啊，双子座想法活跃。精读如下：
Hahahahahahahaha! Thank goodness I came up with a brilliant idea this year and found this secluded island where I stayed for a couple of days to stay away from the crowds. And guess what? This year, I'm not spending my birthday in prison! Hahaha!
come up with 提出；想出
secluded /sɪˈkluːdɪd/ adj. 隐蔽的
哈哈哈哈哈，多亏本大爷想出了一个绝妙的点子，几天前就挑了个没人的小岛待着，离人群远远的，今年，总算不用在牢里过生日了！
On the other hand, spending days arm wrestling against Pale Red Crabs with a branch brought no joy... But now, the time's finally come. We celebrate, big time!
arm wrestling 掰手腕
光用树枝和薄红蟹掰手腕，真是憋死我了…庆祝，必须得好好庆祝！
Yes, yes, location first. How about the rooftop of Tenshukaku, yeah? The place's high up with spectacular views and looks majestic. I would look great there. A real man like myself should have his birthday celebrated on top of Tenshukaku!
Tenshukaku てんしゅかく 天守阁
哦对，先选场地！天守阁顶上怎么样？够高，视野够好，也够气派，真男人就该在天守阁顶过生日！
What about the celebration then? If it's not super-duper mega ultra awesome, it has to at least be mega ultra awesome!
super-duper adj. 了不起的，极好的
至于庆祝活动嘛，不说什么惊天动地，至少也要轰轰烈烈吧？
Fireworks? Nah, too much hassle. Beetle fights or card games? I'd win for sure... but I don't want anyone to lose today!
hassle /ˈhæsl/ . <非正式>麻烦，困难
放烟花就算了，搞起来麻烦。斗虫打牌，我是赢定了…但今天谁都别给我输！
Hmm... How about... roasting Lavender Melons? All good vibes and little could go wrong. But, it still needs to be grand! So we are going to roast... ten! Yep, you heard me right!
vibe /vaɪb/ n. <非正式>感应，氛围
要不…还是烤堇瓜吧？气氛足，还不容易出岔子。排场必须红火，烤十个，我说的！
I, Arataki "Live Long and Prosper" Itto will live as long as Mt. Yougou, hahaha!
Mt. = Mountain的缩写
Yougou ようごう 影向
哈，荒泷寿比影向山一斗！