在教令院里，风纪官们的办公室总是让学者们谈之色变。
In the Akademiya, the mere mention of the Matra's office can make any researcher's heart seize up.
除却风纪官们的「累累恶行」外，更让学者们不安的，则是当赛诺走进办公室后，这间办公室里一定会传出几声让人毛骨悚然的干涩笑声…
毛骨悚然的 creepy
Apart from the renowned "evil deeds" of the Matra, what disturbs them even more is how creepy, dry laughter can be heard from the office whenever Cyno walks in...
学者们坚定地认为，这一定是赛诺确定了对某位学者的刑罚，风纪官们正在为此而得意。
得意smug satisfaction
Researchers firmly believe that this must be the Matra's way of expressing smug satisfaction at the sight of Cyno passing judgment on some hapless researcher.
但只有风纪官们知道，这些笑声，都来自于赛诺那独特的幽默感。
幽默感sense of humor
But only the Matra know that the laughter is a response to Cyno's unique sense of humor.
「我曾经办过一桩案件，涉案学者因为多次论文审查不过，而承担了巨大的学术压力。在一次论文评审中，他暗地里买通了论文审查委员，让自己的论文得以通过。但因为这篇论文里的数据错得过于离谱，没过多久就被人举报学术造假。当我去逮捕那位涉事学者的时候。这位学者质问我，他究竟哪里错了…」
得以通过ram through迫使他人接受
"I once worked on a case where the researcher involved was under great pressure because his paper had been rejected multiple times at the review stage. He eventually rammed it through by successfully bribing the members of his review committee. However, the data in that paper was so wrong that it didn't even take long to be exposed as academic fraud. When I went to arrest this researcher, he asked me 'what have I done wrong?'..."
在停顿一会之后，赛诺接着说：
After a pause, Cyno continued,
「我回答他，你论文错了。」
"I answered, 'Your paper.'"
看着沉默的风纪官们，赛诺似乎是担心他们没听懂这个笑话，又认真地解释道：
Seeing the Matra all sit there in silence, Cyno seemed to be worried that they did not get the joke, so he went on to explain it with a serious expression,
「这个故事的有趣之处在于，这个学者所说的『错』是指他迫于学术压力，不得不用贿赂审查委员的手段通过论文，而我说的『错』是指他那篇论文本身有错，这个笑话巧妙的点在于替换了指代词…」
"You see, the interesting part of this story lies in how, when he asked me what he had done wrong, he expected me to say that his fault lay with his bribing of the committee due to academic pressure, yet I told him that his error was in not reaching the correct conclusions in his paper. The clever part about this joke is that I changed the subject that was being discussed..."
在他解释完毕后，众风纪官们面面相觑，不约而同地发出了几声干涩的苦笑…
不约而同地in concert
After he finished explaining, the Matra all exchanged looks before letting out a few dry, strangled laughs in concert...
在一声声尴尬的笑声中，原本萧杀肃穆的风纪官办公室，居然也逐渐有了一丝怪怪的人情味。
萧杀肃穆somber and solemn
The awkward laughter lent a strange sense of human warmth then to the often somber and solemn Matra office.
但是，为了避免这种尴尬的场景再次出现，风纪官们逐渐有了共识，在赛诺讲完他的笑话后，所有人都必须笑个一两声作为回应，不要让他开始解释这个笑话。
However, to prevent such an awkward situation from ever happening again, the Matra gradually came to a consensus that after Cyno finishes telling a joke, everyone in the room must force out a laugh or two in response so that he will not start explaining it.
但那些试图模仿赛诺讲笑话的风纪官，则会被其他人用没收食堂饭票等雷霆手段予以坚决制裁。
模仿imitate
没收食堂饭票confiscate canteen meal tickets
On the other hand, any Matra who attempts to imitate Cyno's style will be harshly punished by the others through extreme means such as confiscating their canteen meal tickets.
整个风纪官队伍里，有一个赛诺就足够了。
After all, one Cyno is enough for the whole division.
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